دوست دختر شما از كدوم مدله ؟
Internet : زني با دسترسي مشكل.
Windows : همه مي دونند كه هيچ كاري رو نمي تونه درست انجام بده ولي هيچكس هم بدون اون نمي تونه زندگي كنه .
PowerPoint : تنها بيل گيتس قادره بيش از يك ساعت و نيم از اون استفاده كنه .
Excel : اونا مي گند كه او مي تونه خيلي كارا رو انجام بده ولي شما عموما فقط براي چهار عمل اصليتون ازش استفاده مي كنيد.
Word : هميشه براي شما يك سورپرايز داره ولي هيچكس توي دنيا كاملا قادر به درك آن نيست .
DOS : هر كسي حداقل يك مرتبه اون رو داشته ولي هيچكس اون رو بيش از اين نمي خواد .
Virus : به عنوان همسر شناخته شده است : وقتي انتظارش رو نداريد مياد ، خودش رو نصب مي كنه و از همه منابع شما استفاده مي كنه  ، اگر شما سعي در پاك كردنش كنيد بعضي چيزاتون رو از دست خواهيد داد و اگه نخواهيد اون رو پاك كنيد شما همه چيزتون رو از دست مي ديد.
Scan Disk : شما مي دونيد كه اون مفيده و فقط مي خواد به شما كمك كنه ولي شما هرگز نخواهيد فهميد حقيقتا كارش چيه .
Screen Saver : او براي هيچ كس ارزشي نداره ولي حداقل سرگرم كنندست.
RAM : همه ي چيزايي رو كه گفتيد فراموش مي كنه وقتي كه با اون قطع رابطه مي كنيد .
Hard Disk : هر چيز رو تا ابد به خاطر مياره .
Multi Media : چيزاي زشت رو زيبا نشون ميده .
Microsoft : او مي خواد بر همه مردايي كه ملاقات مي كنه سلطه داشته باشه و سعي مي كنه اونا رو متقاعد كنه اين براي اونا بهترين چيزه . قبل از اينكه شما متوجه بشيد او تنها فرد در زندگي شما خواهد بود . روزي خواهد رسيد كه شما به اجازه او براي باز كردن يخچال يا روشن كردن ماشينتون نياز داشته باشيد.
Password : شما معتقيد كه تنها فرد عالم هستيد كه از اون آگاهيد ولي در حقيقت همه دنيا اون رو مي دونند.
MP3 : هر كسي مي خواد كه اون رو داشته باشه .
Monitor : كاري مي كنه كه زندگي درخشانتر به نظر بياد .
CD-Rom : همواره سريعتر و سريعتر ميشه .

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INTERNET woman: woman of difficult access
SERVER woman: always busy when you need her
WINDOWS woman: everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but none can live without her
POWERPOINT woman: only Bill Gates has the will to use her more than half an hour
EXCEL woman: they say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basical needs
WORD woman: she has always a surprise reserved for you, but none in the world is able to fully understand it
DOS woman: everyone had her at least once, but none wants her anymore
VIRUS woman: also known as " wife" ; when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything
SCANDISK woman: you know that she is good and that she only wants to help you, but you never know what she is really doing for that
SCREENSAVER woman: she is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun
RAM woman: she forgets everything you say when you disconnect her
HARD-DISK woman: she remembers everythings, FOREVER
MULTIMEDIA woman: she makes horrible things look beutifull
MICROSOFT woman: she wants to have the domination over all the men she meets, and she tries to convince them that this is the best thing for them. Before you will find it out, she will be the only one in your life. It will come the day you will need her permission to open your refrigerator or to start your car
PASSWORD woman: you believe to be the only one knowing her, but in reality all the world does
MP3 woman: everybody wants to take her
MONITOR woman: She makes life looks more shining
CD-ROM woman: she is always faster and faster